Oh yeah.
There was a lot of dancing that happened.
Someone with a brilliant memory sent me this hilarious email:
Top ten best things about the Spruce Goose
Well...the first three hours anyhow....
1. Our captain in also a tour guide. A boring as tour guide and an arrogant ship commander. Damn pilots.
2. The 12 year old boy in 28F wearing a Blue Snuggie
3. Guy in 27B who is 3x uber larger than a midget on a midget's shoulders on a midget's shoulders who gets husband on the year award for being in the middle seat next to his little wife. (He is feeding her chocolates though. Bet he is attempting to make her larger because misery loves company.)
4. Props to Fesik the gate agent for accepting a wink as a bribe and giving me a seat instead of that Delta Guy.
5. So glad we missed our first flight, otherwise we would have missed Dominatrix Tiffany and her rants.
6. Props to being single and not married to the guy at our 6 o'clock who reminds us of the positive things of divorcing our previous hopes and dreams of never getting a good lay again. Bahahaha!
7. To Em and her "stockings" that got her a future coffee and 'R' date with the TSA dude.
8. To the canceling of our Orbitz Reservations. Because then we made our next flight due to Murphy's Law. And when we re booked, we saved 89 cents.
9. For playing the same angry birds level for 1.5 hours instead of taking a nap because my 4 year old asked me to pass that level.
10. That we, Katy P. and Kristen B. are so chill that we considered Plan D to be Phoenix for a three-some with Triple G.
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