Snail Mail

I have this really great friend that sends me the most incredible mail.

She must know how much I love snail mail, because she kills it every single time.

What was in said box?

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Let me tell you:

-Mini-discs and a Walkman to play them

-Bracelets and a necklace

-A picture of Vern

-Anatomy drawings by Lils (amazing)

-Self Reliance Essays by Ralph Waldo Emerson

-An artificial lei (Thanks. Really fulfilled by that.)

-I am drug free, alcohol free, and unstoppable sticker

-The Xanthone Effect by Dave Morton (best anatomy teacher ever)

-Jamie O'Neal Lyrics

-The article: Love the Anti-drug-A Tip for Parents (totally used it on my not kids)

-Braille Alphabet

-Sexy time wrapping paper

-Luna bars

-Adult Mad Libs

-A Guide to Depression

-Pins

-Ballerina Notecards

-Field day awards

-I love my bike bell (I do!)

-Food handlers permit reminder card

-Best frog pictures I have ever seen

-Incredible painting folder made by Lils

-Notebooks

-Lastly, the best note/photo explaining the gift.

-One sweater

-One shirt

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Check it out/believe it:

This is when I was a giant in a house, Alice in Wonderland style, when trying on received snail mail sweater.

Lils, I have already been busy making things with your gifts.
Waste not; want not.

I even used a mini-disc as a coaster.

I love you and your talented snail mail ways.
If I could have filmed Brasil's reaction to this magical gift you would have died from laughter.
Awesome.
A million thanks.