I received a CD request from my friend today. This is by far the best email I have ever received:
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Dear Violator,

I might die if I don't get Catching up With Depeche mode right now i might die. do you have it at work and can email it to me?

This is a weird random request I know, but its ok, don't worry about me.

If you don't have it, I probably won't die. I may have exaggerated the gravity of the situation.

Thanks,

Not Enjoying the Silence
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Yes. This email is real. I have the great friends. I know you are jealous right now.